Wow fuck I'm almost 20 now I'm like a real adult now. I gotta find my big boy pants and figure out some long term goals to care for my woman. Surprisingly still together. Almost two years :D I might marry her.... We'll see how that goes :)
Back in June through some totally legitimate ;) methods, I won 16,000$ from bustabit. I gambled like 10$ for funsies with some friends, and had a huge flip. Craziest fucking shit in my life. Seriously. Like, I remember when I was a freshman in highschool and my mom won a ipad from the county fair and I was thinking, 'wow holy shit that used up all of our families luck.' I remember prior to that my mom said she'd won shit all her whole life. So when I won this, I was really stunned. I didn't think it was real. I thought I was going to be asked to send them some money in order to withdraw my funds, like the whole thing was a sham.
But nah, like, what the fuck I withdrew that funds to my blockchain wallet and wham, sixteen thousand dollars. Damn. I was making a solid 2 Gs a month profit from my online gigs, but I wasn't really saving much. So now I had this really large sum of bitcoin plop in my lap. Now what?
Well, first I buy something I always wanted and knew I could make hella stacks from, a private usergroup on HF. I bought my group for 5.5Gs. Defcon, the hacking convention in Las Vegas where I first met my special lady was in about a month, I blew 3Gs in Vegas with her over the course of a couple weeks. I spent 1G alone when in Vegas on dinner and drinks with my gf and omni, the owner of HF at the nicest fucking steakhouse in Vegas.
THERE IS NO BETTER CURE TO DEPRESSION THEN WINNING SIXTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS.
I feel bad for the 9999 bandors's in other timelines that lost 10-16,000$ gambling but I live in the timeline where I'm a fucking winner, Donald Trump is president, and meme magic is real.
Anyways, so I had like 8 Gs left and I used that money to fly me and my GF out to go on an international adventure. We started in Hongkong and ended up spending most of the time in Bangkok. I was pretty confident that I was just going to strait live there. I mean, with my savings I could live comfy in a condo and have all bills covered and food for literally years. Though after I was there a couple months oversees. even more fucking crazy shit happened. One of my students turned out to be a big time (legal, fucking Texas.) gun seller. He invited to fly out me and my GF from Bangkok to his place in Texas, live with him rent free and split the profits on a lot of startups. Oh yeah, we're also making and selling AR-15's out of his garage. Fun shit.
